is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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