does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
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You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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