why didn't you poke me back
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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