is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
You need Xanax blowdarts
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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