using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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