Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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