he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Randomize
