Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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