She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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