I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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