The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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