Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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