It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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