Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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