I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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