How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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