Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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