I CAN MOONWALK!
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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