Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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