Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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