i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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