Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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