I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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