Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i wish my penis had a tongue
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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