dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
do herpes really smell.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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