I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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