Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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