He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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