In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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