Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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