Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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