We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I have fence marks all over my body
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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