giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
You have to summon your inner elephant
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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