I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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