And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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