why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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