Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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