VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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