Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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