Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
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