I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
