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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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