I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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