Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
