is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
His hands were made for my vagina.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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