Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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