Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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