whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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