3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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