gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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