i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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