Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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