you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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