You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
he shaved USA in his pubs
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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