She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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